The Chronicles of C. W. Atson Part 2
Yeah, he’s back. C. W. Atson doesn’t take shiznatz from no one. XD
Yeah, he’s back. C. W. Atson doesn’t take shiznatz from no one. XD
I just caught this Dubya Prez Press Conference spoof on YouTube a sec ago and I kept thinking to myself… Could that be the reporter I drew for this comic? lol
=D
Yeah. Lack of comics. I know. In the meantime, however, here’s some old ass comics no one has ever seen.
A long while back there was a super sweet and hilarious bunch of videos released by couple of dudes called Mack and Mesh. They were basically gameplay footage accompanied by webcam footage of a skittish fellow being scared out of his wits playing Doom 3. They then moved onto Half-Life 2 and F.E.A.R. I was a fan and enjoyed to lawl everytime I heard Mesh scream in terror. Those videos were a load of fun. So much fun in fact that I made a comic for them.

When I first started the comic and actually updated it with a kind of regular schedule I was making a comic for each holiday. This one is a Valentine’s Day comic, obviously, and it never saw the light of day because I think it’s pretty much garbage. I’m only putting it up because I think it’s so bad it’s funny. =D

Ashley is King Kong. Ashley is like eight feet tall. There is no way he’s living in a basement. Or a living room. Or a house.
He lives in a mountain. A VOLCANIC MOUNTAIN!!!
Unless it decides to be all like “Your ass isn’t allowed to message people. We’re not gonna send anything to the person your chatting with. LAWL. @. YOU!
But occasionally it’s a little fun. Especially the aspect of changing your chat handle. I change my chat handle all of the time and at least once a week I have someone messaging me saying “Who are you?” This is often how I respond:
[c=3][a=46]°o.O¯|¯ØåÐ Zο¿ÃO.o°[/a=5][/c=41] says (1:49 PM):
who are u
=| says (1:54 PM):
I AM THE HOLLOW MAN!
[c=3][a=46]°o.O¯|¯ØåÐ Zο¿ÃO.o°[/a=5][/c=41] says (1:54 PM):
ur real name
=| says (1:54 PM):
Manian Hollowishi.
Yeah, his MSN handle is dumb. A Depressing kind of dumb.
WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEEEAAAN?!!?!!!1
A lot of the time they wont message me back. But a lot of the time I’ve already deleted them off of my contact list because they’re either:
Apparently Drano supposedly dissolves bodies also…
P.S.: Ketchup often fixes all. ![]()
I’m happy because Pure Pwnage: episode 15 took, like, a bajillion hours to be uploaded onto the Pure Pwnage webpage and then a katrillion-bajillion years to download on bittorrent because a bunch of assholes are like “LAWL HOW DOS TEH BITE TORE-ANT WORKZ?!?!?!?!!?1/11″ and closed their bittorrent client after they received the file. I hope the Easter Bunny shoves rotten eggs up their assholes.
Now you might be wondering why that makes me happy? Because I was bored as hell and fixed my dead/corrupted/crashed external harddrive from Maxtor. Maxtor one day said “let’s make a new external harddrive that reviewers will praise as totally fucking awesome but will die and piss off our consumers which will result in some company buying us out.
I just farted and it smells bad. I have some kind of intestinalical thingy bug, maybe stomach herpes, I dunno.
BACK TO TEH STORY: So, yeah. Now it’s fixed and I wont cry when my harddrive gets as crowded as a public toilet after a fatty with a hankerin’ for cheese vacates it’s premises.
Alright, that’s about it. Time to watch Pure Pwnage. =)
Seriously, if you’re being a complete asshole to someone for some reason for MONTHS AT A TIME at least have the courtesy to inform them as to why you’re being an absolute dick.
If you’re leaving work on a friday and the person you apparently detest wishes you a favourable weekend do NOT respond with one of the following:
If you’re constantly ONLY angry at this one specific person and make it seem like you’re not angry at anyone else that has ever existed and it’s due to a disease or a brain chemical fuck up because you’re an idiot who probably sniffs glue while huffing gas while smoking meth while shoving crack rocks INTO YOUR EYEBALLS!! …such as:
THEN GET MEDICATED OR SEE A PSYCHOLOGIST!!
If the only time you can be civil to your co-worker who you hate for no reaosn at all or not act as if you’re someone who is trying to get a promotion in the KKK or some obscure neo-nazi sect is when YOU are bored and YOU want to initiate conversation then this is beyond normal. It’s beyond fucking rational.
How do you think your co-worker feels? For days or even weeks you’re a bitter, angry, spiteful little shit and then out of the blue you wanna shoot the shit with them with a smile. YOU ARE SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR CO-WORKER! They don’t know how to respond besides nervous “yeahs” and nods. However if your co-worker attempts this procedure of shooting the shit you pull out a four foot katana OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE and slice out their intestines that you then feast upon. Savouring every bite of their innards…. metaphorically, of course.
In closing: Work on your fucking interpersonal skills. For starters you can practice by confronting the co-worker you don’t really like and explain to them what they do that bothers you. That is being polite. It’s a better alternative than being a complete asshole which results in confusing your co-worker. Confusion that quickly becomes anger due to them trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with you.
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Some dood gets his cojones cut off with a pair of shears and a bunch of kids play soccer with some chick’s head. What else can I say? It was fun!