Yeah, he’s back. C. W. Atson doesn’t take shiznatz from no one. XD

I just caught this Dubya Prez Press Conference spoof on YouTube a sec ago and I kept thinking to myself… Could that be the reporter I drew for this comic? lol

=D

A Mack And Mesh Comic

Yeah. Lack of comics. I know. In the meantime, however, here’s some old ass comics no one has ever seen.

A long while back there was a super sweet and hilarious bunch of videos released by couple of dudes called Mack and Mesh. They were basically gameplay footage accompanied by webcam footage of a skittish fellow being scared out of his wits playing Doom 3. They then moved onto Half-Life 2 and F.E.A.R. I was a fan and enjoyed to lawl everytime I heard Mesh scream in terror. Those videos were a load of fun. So much fun in fact that I made a comic for them.

I had sent it to them but they never responded. They might have thought the email was just a junk letter with an attachment… Or they didn’t like it and wanted to make me cry. I cried for days. =(

A Valentine’s Day Comic

When I first started the comic and actually updated it with a kind of regular schedule I was making a comic for each holiday. This one is a Valentine’s Day comic, obviously, and it never saw the light of day because I think it’s pretty much garbage. I’m only putting it up because I think it’s so bad it’s funny. =D

Ashley is King Kong. Ashley is like eight feet tall. There is no way he’s living in a basement. Or a living room. Or a house.

He lives in a mountain. A VOLCANIC MOUNTAIN!!!

New comic coming this Saturday, it’s gonna be awesome. PROMISE!!1!!1!!!111

I love my maroon sweater. It’s warm and roomy. It’s a fatty’s sweater. Size fatty. Got it at the fatty store. A store for fatties. Fatty.

Bai!

P.S. My girlfriend doesn’t vote for my comic anymore, she’s a meanie!

Unless it decides to be all like “Your ass isn’t allowed to message people. We’re not gonna send anything to the person your chatting with. LAWL. @. YOU!

But occasionally it’s a little fun. Especially the aspect of changing your chat handle. I change my chat handle all of the time and at least once a week I have someone messaging me saying “Who are you?” This is often how I respond:

[c=3][a=46]°o.O¯|¯ØåÐ Zο¿ÃO.o°[/a=5][/c=41] says (1:49 PM):
who are u
=| says (1:54 PM):
I AM THE HOLLOW MAN!
[c=3][a=46]°o.O¯|¯ØåÐ Zο¿ÃO.o°[/a=5][/c=41] says (1:54 PM):
ur real name
=| says (1:54 PM):
Manian Hollowishi.

Yeah, his MSN handle is dumb.  A Depressing kind of dumb. WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEEEAAAN?!!?!!!1

A lot of the time they wont message me back. But a lot of the time I’ve already deleted them off of my contact list because they’re either:

1. Awkward as fuck to converse with. Responding monosyllabically to practically anything I say. THERE ARE FUCKING WEEKEND SEMINARS FOR COMMUNICATIONAL SKILLS! CONSIDER THEM!
2. They make it terribly obvious that they use such phrases like “brb”, “afk a sec”, “oups, I forgot I was an asshole. Lemme engage that personality trait of mine!” as excuses to bugger off and not talk to me. Which is sad. I think I’m awesome. =(
3. Dumb. Dumb as rocks. Except rocks are useful for construction and often gardening. Dumb people could be useful for gardening… with a little bit of lye…

Apparently Drano supposedly dissolves bodies also…

P.S.: Ketchup often fixes all.

I’m happy because Pure Pwnage: episode 15 took, like, a bajillion hours to be uploaded onto the Pure Pwnage webpage and then a katrillion-bajillion years to download on bittorrent because a bunch of assholes are like “LAWL HOW DOS TEH BITE TORE-ANT WORKZ?!?!?!?!!?1/11″ and closed their bittorrent client after they received the file. I hope the Easter Bunny shoves rotten eggs up their assholes.

Now you might be wondering why that makes me happy? Because I was bored as hell and fixed my dead/corrupted/crashed external harddrive from Maxtor. Maxtor one day said “let’s make a new external harddrive that reviewers will praise as totally fucking awesome but will die and piss off our consumers which will result in some company buying us out.

I just farted and it smells bad. I have some kind of intestinalical thingy bug, maybe stomach herpes, I dunno.

BACK TO TEH STORY: So, yeah. Now it’s fixed and I wont cry when my harddrive gets as crowded as a public toilet after a fatty with a hankerin’ for cheese vacates it’s premises.

Alright, that’s about it. Time to watch Pure Pwnage. =)

VroooOoOOoOoooooooooooooommmMmmmmM!!!1

<3

Seriously, if you’re being a complete asshole to someone for some reason for MONTHS AT A TIME at least have the courtesy to inform them as to why you’re being an absolute dick.

If you’re leaving work on a friday and the person you apparently detest wishes you a favourable weekend do NOT respond with one of the following:

1. Glare at them with such disdain that you asplode shit around you with psychic bullshit anger.
2. Respond with “Yeah, WHATEVER!”
3. Just ignore them completely as if they weren’t standing IMMEDIATELY FUCKING BESIDE YOU!
4. Change the radio station to country, although it was YOU who changed it to soft rock. DON’T FUCK WITH THE RADIO!!

If you’re constantly ONLY angry at this one specific person and make it seem like you’re not angry at anyone else that has ever existed and it’s due to a disease or a brain chemical fuck up because you’re an idiot who probably sniffs glue while huffing gas while smoking meth while shoving crack rocks INTO YOUR EYEBALLS!! …such as:

1. Bipolar Disorder
2. Psychological trauma from getting picked on in high school decades ago by someone that looks similar to the person who you work with that is probably almost half your age.
3. Just simply being bat-shit crazy
4. Self-Loathing
5. Constantly menstruating

THEN GET MEDICATED OR SEE A PSYCHOLOGIST!!

If the only time you can be civil to your co-worker who you hate for no reaosn at all or not act as if you’re someone who is trying to get a promotion in the KKK or some obscure neo-nazi sect is when YOU are bored and YOU want to initiate conversation then this is beyond normal. It’s beyond fucking rational.

How do you think your co-worker feels? For days or even weeks you’re a bitter, angry, spiteful little shit and then out of the blue you wanna shoot the shit with them with a smile. YOU ARE SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR CO-WORKER! They don’t know how to respond besides nervous “yeahs” and nods. However if your co-worker attempts this procedure of shooting the shit you pull out a four foot katana OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE and slice out their intestines that you then feast upon. Savouring every bite of their innards…. metaphorically, of course.

In closing: Work on your fucking interpersonal skills. For starters you can practice by confronting the co-worker you don’t really like and explain to them what they do that bothers you. That is being polite. It’s a better alternative than being a complete asshole which results in confusing your co-worker. Confusion that quickly becomes anger due to them trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with you.

I’m not always huge on updating the comic, because every now and then I procrastinate in the comic strip making department, but I definitely don’t procrastinate in the photoshoppers department.

Check ‘em!

I’m gonna try to update News-wise and Comic-wise more often. Thx 4 comin’ outz!

<3

Some dood gets his cojones cut off with a pair of shears and a bunch of kids play soccer with some chick’s head. What else can I say? It was fun!